sun burns are good sometimes like tonight

Bonus for Mic



Boo??

Heads up to al you Georgy's out there...

Devon the Dune! he iz 4real feed this man

Soul Sister #5

Read up on the Castle Doctrine in the U.S. It basically states that in states where they have the castle law, you are allowed to use defensive force to protect your home (or "castle")and anyone in it from violent attack or intrusion that may lead to a violent attack. Virginia does not have a castle law in effect.

Ghosting at night

so I am a little bored and my cat comes by and wants to go outside. At first I say no because there have been lots of raccoons and shit around killing cats and our dude is a little soft. But I get bored and figure I will follow him for fun.

I let him out and first he just cruises the yard. Slowly expanding. I follow him, it's hard to see at first and my steps are loud. I can only see him as a shape with his white spots catching the light occasionally, no sound from his movement as he lopes out of the yard up a driveway.

As I go with him I watch the way he walks, striding smoothly almost bouncing. As I focus on his pads hitting the ground I can start to pick out the small sound he made at the moment of impact, my ears start feeling finely tuned.

Also I notice as I follow along at like 7 steps behind Chuck that my steps grow quieter and eventually we move out of the driveway and down the block at a steady ghostly stride. He starts smelling grass and his tail gets agitated. I watch him and he starts back the other way. I silently glide behind him until he stops, smelling the air.

As a natural reaction to his alertness I scan the nearby area and across our street down the block a pair of small coyotes lope from behind a set of parked cars down the sidewalk. Chuck watches like a sniper, although I'm unsure what he will do if they close. I see one cut across the street toward us and the other continue towards us on the other side.

I feel a territorial rage that is strange.Maybe it is protective because I know Chuck could be these dogs food fairly easily unless he is faster than I think. Either way I stride up past my cat as he watches me and I move toward the middle of the two coyotes in the street. 1 then the other see's me and starts a slow retreat. From somewhere a low growl starts in my throat and I move forward quickly growling and accelerating. I chase them at near full speed for a block until they reach a nearby shallow woodland. I chase them to the edge then throw a few more rocks as I hear them retreat through the underbrush.

I head back, retrieve Chuck and take him inside.

I finally got my baby!!!

I'll put the beam on you

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All white people believe that they prefer listening to jazz over watching television. This is not true.

If you look a little closer, you will see some surprising things. First, you will never see hippies get more upset than on an Ultimate Frisbee field. It can be jarring to see people who look like they should be playing acoustic guitars yelling at each other about whether or not Blake stepped out of bounds. Secondly, you will notice that Ultimate Frisbee matches are the best place to meet white guys who wear headbands.

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qtqz0bdq30Q

part of a funny story I heard

Guess what this bitch did, she jumps up, says "MOTHER FUCKER BITCH" (not kidding) and slaps me in the face. My dick goes, "You got your tims on, stomp that bitch" but my head said "She's Justin's girlfriend, when he gets back, he'll understand what happened." Well right after I got done thinking, Justin walks in and she goes running to him crying.

Dark and Stormy = Lame Drink to Order

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H0BMfqFP9c

Mind Freak

Wanna-be Mien