Wednesday, December 23, 2009

eat vanilla bean ice cream with fresh pears!



and ya avatar was visually amazing!!! I could wrote a better story(not joking)

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

D-boyz



also, be on the lookout for black belt micah and his heavy chevy in the upcoming video from local seattle hip hopper Macklemore. but while you wait, why not download macklemore's very good and very FREE new e.p. release, look I even did all the work for you!--->check it out right here foo!!

p.s. thanks for bringing attention to syrup mack, and rip to the pimp, chad butler


Thursday, October 1, 2009

Monday, September 21, 2009

Friday, September 4, 2009

screw you



will i build a fixed wheel for my bike, only time will tell, and if I get the nice Paul hub...:D

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Dunkaroos

micah pioneered it so I will jack it

play this


the watch this


bonus* http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80733473/

Friday, August 21, 2009

Reminder: King Donut mmm

Review: "da king iz da bomb!!! go eat dere noww!!" by Shin Final Fury (1 review)
April 24, 2009 - Likes it - aint neva had no food dis skrumpshis noware elze. dem teriyaki bowlz soooo tasty. donutz big az hell an mega sweet. added bonus iz dey got a laundramat rite nex door n da same buildin ya herd! whoo elze can say dat?! hell ya kno datz hot! da gurlz dat surv mee iz hella frendlee! cuda sworn da wun wuz hittin on me wun day, but datz aiight wit me ya digg. cant find custamuh survis dat nice hardly noware deez dayz. dat large lipped asian chic iz whoaaa! smilez fo milez yo! rill fun ta chat wit 2. tell da otha king (ya kno da burga king) derez a king n town! hollaaaa!!!!!!

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Hard2kill


Not the rambo in the movies, Russias Rambo.

This shit blew my mind fer real. Crazy gangster shiet.



Alexander Bichkov, who was regarded as Russian's own Rambo, has died in a police shoot-out


A heavily armed recluse nicknamed Russia's Rambo of the Forest has been gunned down in a shoot-out with police.


Alexander Bichkov, had lived a semi-feral existence in the woods for 20 years, terrorising locals and the police if they ventured near him.


A giant at 6ft 7in with a wild straggly beard, the man lived in an old shack and self-made camps, hunted animals for food and only ventured out of the forest in summer when he wouldn't leave footprints leading back to where he lived.


Russian police said he descended from a family of criminals who were exiled by Stalin to the Kostroma region 450 miles east of Moscow, in the 1940s.


At the end of Soviet times nearly 20 years ago he disappeared from his home in a village in the region after refusing a court order to pay alimony to his ex-wife following an acrimonious divorce.


He was declared dead by his family in 1997 because he had been missing for so long.
But now it is known the former forestry worker had fled into the dense Kologriv woods near his village, which were designated as a nature reserve a few years ago.


Terrified local police refused to go into the woods to hunt him down ever since he captured a local commander while out hunting and held him at gunpoint for hours before freeing him and then disappearing into the trees.


Even after he burned down 30 holiday homes in the area belonging to rich Muscovites, police refused to pursue the man they dubbed "Rambo", after the popular action-film hero played by Sylvester Stallone, who was skilled in weaponry and survival.


They did not know - until killing him on March 14 - his true identity, which was obtained from documents they found and through checks with his family.


He was finally shot after the head of the Department of Natural Reserves in Moscow, angered by the inaction of local police, ordered a surveillance operation on him.


After finding out where he lived, six specialist policemen - including Afghan war veterans - from outside the local police and four armed Park rangers went into the forest on snowmobiles to hunt him down and try to arrest him.

Locals nicknamed Bichov Rambo after he became a recluse and terrorised locals like the fictional character played by Sylvester Stallone


But the hermit, who carried two shotguns and a home-made pistol, ambushed them and wounded two.


He then set alight a swathe of forest as a diversion, tracked behind the men and was apparently preparing to start firing on them again.


But a police sniper managed to shoot him in the head, killing him instantly.


One of the policemen, Andrei Potemkin, said: "He ambushed us and I told him to surrender and that we wouldn't hurt him.


"He yelled 'I've nothing to lose' and opened fire.


"He hit two of the others and fired at me. My bullet-proof vest saved my life. He then set his place on fire, and everything was covered with smoke.


"He's a real professional. While we were helping the wounded, he made a circle around us, hiding in the smoke, and cut us off.


"It was pure chance the sniper suddenly saw his figure in the trees and pulled the trigger. He shot him right in the head and he died in a flash."


Police later found in his semi-destroyed lair more weapons, dozens of furs, hundreds of traps and books about hunting and survival.


Locals told of their relief that the man who had haunted the region for so long was dead.
Maria Muzhalova said: "Parents would not let their children go to school without dogs going with them.


"He would steal boots from outside people's homes and steal potatoes from the fields. If you came across him in the summer, he was way too scary-looking to confront him."


Director of the Kologriv nature reserve, Maxim Sinitzin said; "We were all sick and tired of him. He kept leaving traps for animals everywhere.


"We'd break them and he'd make more. Once he trapped three of our inspectors and told them he'd kill them if he ever saw them in the woods again."


Police said that the man used to be a forestry worker.


After his wife left him and the court order against him, he turned into a recluse, cutting himself off from society.


He lived at an abandoned forestry station, miles from the nearest village.


Police sources said: "At the time the forest had not been designated as a nature reserve so no one bothered him for years.


"Then his parents died and his sister and her husband had him declared legally dead - as they had not seen him for so long - and sold his house.


"We think this may have enraged him, making him angry at anybody who moved into the region to build a house, so much that he would burn down their homes because he had none of his own."


When the forest was later made into a nature reserve, hunting was banned, leading to violent clashes between Bichkov and park rangers who would remove his traps, police said.


"He felt he was the king of the forest," one said.


"He had his house, a shed, and his hunting traps. When we went after him he fought to the end. "It was all he had left. He had nowhere to go."

Russia's 'Rambo' recluse dies after shoot-out with police | Mail Online

Friday, July 24, 2009

Feels odd




my solid color v-neck undershirt is so tight i can hardly do teh barspinz.

In my last Tour de France I am visiting by Rip Torn who is sitting in team car which is a Chevy Camarro. The rest as they are saying is history.

I can't deal with you sitting there "uuuuhhh"-ing and "uuummm"-ing while your brain tries to put together some cheeto-xbox-fixie conundrum.

ahaha at Mariah Carey feat. Gucci Mane - Obsessed, wow I am impressed

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Sunday, July 5, 2009

makes my soul glow



http://shabazzpalaces.com/

peep this link for a lick of the nectar
http://www.mamimagazine.com/wordpress/?p=4996check
Talk to me about this when we got a sec Mantana

Mais poder para sua cara








AND...my favorite music video right g'dammmm now

Thursday, July 2, 2009

kung fu radio round 3 (?)

its that time again! KUNG FU RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! 1) a killer fight scene, paired with 2) a killer tune. now what you gotta do is start the two together and lettum riiiiide out.

today's menu:
a nice little snake style fight
+
dungeon family - curtains , off of the album: even in darkness

PLAYEM TOGETHER!!!! *first turn the music volume up and the video volume down*




*bonus*
the one armed boxer vs. yoga in 'master of the flying guillotine'
this fight always gets me and jordan dyin. this movie is great because it showcases
a ton of styles and also features fights between the one armed boxer, long armed yoga masters and blind guillotine fighters. its like the special olympics

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Can I come???



via Juxtapoz.com

Holi, the Festival of Colors that takes places annually in India.

ocarina of rhyme



yeah its what you think it is
zelda beats + your favorite rhymes

sample

01 - Clipse - Virginia (Lost Woods)
02 - Dr. Dre + Snoop Dogg - Still D.R.E. (Getting Treasure)
03 - Jay-Z - No Hook (Meeting the Owl)
04 - Pimp C, Lil Keke + P.O.P. - Knockin’ Doorz Down (Hyrule Field)
05 - Common - I used to Love H.E.R. (Hyrule Market)
06 - Aesop Rock - No Jumpercables (Goron Village)
07 - Edan - Fumbling Over Words (Battle)
08 - MF Doom - Vomit (Horse Race at Lon Lon Ranch)
09 - Spank Rock - IMC (Zora’s Domain)
10 - Slim Thug + Mike Jones - Still Tippin’ (Great Fairy’s Fountain)

take it!!

via canh solo

-black belt micah

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Friday, June 19, 2009

wow











retrojam!!!

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Ack like you know


Harbor Masters out June 30th, 2009.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Monday, June 8, 2009

F U & UR KREW





http://www.badassoftheweek.com/stmoses.html

Rub your hands up and down your body and each time you do you will find new nipples forming. Overnight these will form rows of large breasts. Some will give milk, others poison. Nurse babies...or enemies.


Cop Faceplants Stepping Off Boat - Watch more Observe and Report

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Friday, June 5, 2009

F2M






But not all white people wear the scarves for temperature reasons. A well made scarf can be an essential part of a white ensemble, allowing for all-important differentiation from other white people wearing the exact same clothes as them. Thus allowing them to be picked out of the crowd for dating or mocking purposes

“I like the guy in the white American Apparel shirt with the glasses.”

“Which one? there are eight.”

“The guy with the keffiyeh.”

“Oh yeah, you’re right. He does look smarter and more political than the other guys. He’s clearly more sensitive to wind, so he’s probably more sensitive in general. You should totally date him.”

Monday, June 1, 2009

Beeef Jerky






http://www.cracked.com/article_17019_5-real-life-soldiers-who-make-rambo-look-like-pussy.html



Thursday, May 28, 2009

Friday, May 22, 2009

Heads up to al you Georgy's out there...

Devon the Dune! he iz 4real feed this man





Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Soul Sister #5



Read up on the Castle Doctrine in the U.S. It basically states that in states where they have the castle law, you are allowed to use defensive force to protect your home (or "castle")and anyone in it from violent attack or intrusion that may lead to a violent attack. Virginia does not have a castle law in effect.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Ghosting at night



so I am a little bored and my cat comes by and wants to go outside. At first I say no because there have been lots of raccoons and shit around killing cats and our dude is a little soft. But I get bored and figure I will follow him for fun.

I let him out and first he just cruises the yard. Slowly expanding. I follow him, it's hard to see at first and my steps are loud. I can only see him as a shape with his white spots catching the light occasionally, no sound from his movement as he lopes out of the yard up a driveway.

As I go with him I watch the way he walks, striding smoothly almost bouncing. As I focus on his pads hitting the ground I can start to pick out the small sound he made at the moment of impact, my ears start feeling finely tuned.

Also I notice as I follow along at like 7 steps behind Chuck that my steps grow quieter and eventually we move out of the driveway and down the block at a steady ghostly stride. He starts smelling grass and his tail gets agitated. I watch him and he starts back the other way. I silently glide behind him until he stops, smelling the air.

As a natural reaction to his alertness I scan the nearby area and across our street down the block a pair of small coyotes lope from behind a set of parked cars down the sidewalk. Chuck watches like a sniper, although I'm unsure what he will do if they close. I see one cut across the street toward us and the other continue towards us on the other side.

I feel a territorial rage that is strange.Maybe it is protective because I know Chuck could be these dogs food fairly easily unless he is faster than I think. Either way I stride up past my cat as he watches me and I move toward the middle of the two coyotes in the street. 1 then the other see's me and starts a slow retreat. From somewhere a low growl starts in my throat and I move forward quickly growling and accelerating. I chase them at near full speed for a block until they reach a nearby shallow woodland. I chase them to the edge then throw a few more rocks as I hear them retreat through the underbrush.

I head back, retrieve Chuck and take him inside.

I finally got my baby!!!




Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Monday, May 11, 2009

ha

All white people believe that they prefer listening to jazz over watching television. This is not true.

If you look a little closer, you will see some surprising things. First, you will never see hippies get more upset than on an Ultimate Frisbee field. It can be jarring to see people who look like they should be playing acoustic guitars yelling at each other about whether or not Blake stepped out of bounds. Secondly, you will notice that Ultimate Frisbee matches are the best place to meet white guys who wear headbands.

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qtqz0bdq30Q

Sunday, May 10, 2009

part of a funny story I heard

Guess what this bitch did, she jumps up, says "MOTHER FUCKER BITCH" (not kidding) and slaps me in the face. My dick goes, "You got your tims on, stomp that bitch" but my head said "She's Justin's girlfriend, when he gets back, he'll understand what happened." Well right after I got done thinking, Justin walks in and she goes running to him crying.



Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Dark and Stormy = Lame Drink to Order

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H0BMfqFP9c

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Swine Flu For the Krew



I don't know what to think when I hear things about Swine Flu, Large numbers of plastic crates people are calling coffins purchased by FEMA, reinstating the draft.

Just gotta live my life like the samurai. Not specifically trained for every situation, but in a constant state of readiness for what is to come.

I'm not into conspiracy theories, gotta live my life based on what I can break down, otherwise it is just static in my speakerz



*Random Bonus*


+









this stuff makes me feel better

Monday, April 27, 2009

this is feelthy!

cool video for an awkward rap!

kris kristofferson - jesus was a capricorn

dont act like you know country if you dont know country. this record goes hard!





1 jesus was a capricorn
2 nobody wins
3 it sure was (love)
4 sugar man
5 help me
6 jesse younger
7 give it time to be tender
8 out of mind, out of sight
9 enough for you
10 why me

download right hurrr


-black belt micah

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

I miss the Sonics...








*BONUS THROWBACC JunT*





Tuesday, April 21, 2009

You keep dis




this is a tribute to the car that almost killed me 2 days ago, the Impala



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNHCjN5eFLo

Gorilla's are scary strong. It's freaky how strong they are.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

partywagon!


big ups to scandanavia(swedish in the video), proud norwegian right here <----



Thursday, April 9, 2009

Megacryometeor














Rockers

First, let me give a shot out to T Reynolds, sorry I missed your comment, didn't even look since no one ever comments. But thanks, comments are welcome and appreciated. and there was some nice funk in that link you dropped, for instance...



sewwww I thought I'd also comment that if you want a badass movie, check out "Rockers"

story of classic reggae artists in kingston and surrounding jamaica areas. features authentic artists and is shot on location. so, control a copy of dis to ya videograph, sight bredren?





Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Monday, April 6, 2009

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Nem Vem Que Nao Tem

Stare at the picture while the video plays and see where your thoughts take you




Sham-Wow?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

on a lighter note...



If you have limited time, start at 2:00 mark, still gets the general idea ;)



And for all the ladies call me @ 1900-sexyhug



This guy is offering me 'party fun', I wonder if he will fly me out to Germany?
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=BYKEGUE&frmFav=1

Beware of H4X0RZ
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29975229/wid/11915829?GT1=40006

Friday, March 27, 2009

WOW..this is som spinners on this video and car




Mi-cuzzi you gotta rent this!






and this too



More Love to the world ;)



http://www.oakparkjournal.com/books-music-reviews/2003/3-6-mafia-july-2003.html

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

I <3 Andy!!!








I used to go to the roller night at the local church in a small town. Shit was off the hook. I'd rollerblade across town dodging cops and making free phone calls to the sex numbers on pay phones before arriving there as the dusk settled and the lights glowed from the long fogged windows.

Inside there was always music bumping, but it had to be PC non-offensive rock, maybe some beastie boys or sumn. oldies were always the best, loved it if they played a funk cutttt. But we would tear the wooden floor up smashin around in a circle during free skate. They would cut the lights(wow did they really I guess they did haah) and give everyone a glow necklace or stick. We'd fly around this shit, I guess there must've been blacklights. But we'd fly around this shit mach speed glowing like the movie Tron or something. Then go play some NBA Jam if our ankles got sore or some shit from all the damn G forces!!! I'd always pick the Blazers cuz they were the team. They even sent Blazer goods to our small ass town from Portland!!! Clyde Drexler was my hero ;)

I should start my own roller discohall, skateboards allowed!!!!!








Something I like to do is read reviews or comments about Funk music on the internet. Funk music fans are so much more excited about their music. They say things like...

'This sound can make me climb any mountan, Pure Funk energy !!'

But I guess there is usually a good reason



http://www.datpiff.com/pop-mixtape-player.php?id=ma5068f8

I'm feelin Money Ain't Nuthin remix ;;;;D


Jim Jones "Spring Break". (Herfection.com) from herfection on Vimeo.

my haxxor name is Phantom_


of the loan that makes of this vigorous one, but deele n' ; there does not say the poetry diplomatics against the end? The interesting concept



Javazon



Haxxor l337 5+4+\/5



the gibson will trace you like that! being a hacker was awesome in 1995! I wonder if I was a good guy + bad guy because I had roller blades and skateboards!?

Friday, March 20, 2009

Peep these juntcz

http://forum.grasscity.com/general/358745-good-feeling.html

Videos in forum thread that I found quite refreshing like a Safeway Grapefruit Pop!

Monday, March 16, 2009

Get outta my F'in FACE! End quote


Possible face tattoo I am considering, about 1 foot square









Get your cake up so you can watch utube videos mikey nics